when your creativity needs a holiday... |
Day 1
I arrive at the beach house in a Special Hire an hour
before the 8.30 am departure time. I am relieved. I silently mutter a prayer of
gratitude that the Kampala morning traffic did not disrupt my schedule or my
mood. The beach house is still the same
as last year. My eyes are yet to see the ACTUAL beach house they refer to on
the yellow dilapidated sign post at the entrance, but that’s another story for
another day.
Neglected outdoor furniture is randomly scattered across
the unkempt lawn. The familiar naked headless lady statue is plonked right in
middle of the garden. Seeing that statue always makes me wonder what the owner
was thinking when he bought it. I mean how many Ugandans actually own a naked
headless lady statue?
If my Jajja was here she would say,
“Did they not have enough money to put clothes on it?”
To which my aunt would reply with a twisted face and
elaborate hand gestures,
“Her stuff is just there… hanging out for all to see!”
Wow! Woooooow, I can’t believe I am attending the
Success Spark Writing Retreat again. This annual writing retreat is run by Jackee Batanda a Ugandan journalist, author, speaker and entrepreneur. Her company Success Spark Brand Ltd is a communications
and educational company.
Jackee Batanda |
Bulago is a 500-acre island, located in Lake Victoria with a
Villa called One Minute South offering seven bedrooms. Can you imagine
dedicating four whole days on an island to exercise those
creativity muscles and hone those writing skills? This is my second time
attending; I am a returning student.
One Minute South Villa, Bulago Island |
Last year, I used the retreat as an opportunity to temporarily
absolve myself of all my responsibilities as a daughter, a sibling, and a colleague;
my creative juices flourished as a result. This blog is evidence of that, it
was conceived while on the retreat. My
experience a year ago was so good I had to make it a permanent fixture in my
2016 calendar. However, on this occasion
I have failed to absolve my personal obligations tactfully. Unfortunately, as I
eagerly await for the rest of the retreat participants to arrive, I am carrying
an invisible bag of guilt in my chest.
Yesterday between 8-10pm, I received seven missed
calls, two Whatsapp messages, two Facebook direct messages and one missed Whatstapp
call from my big brother. When I say I ‘missed’ them, what I really mean is I simply
watched my phone buzzing and decided not to respond. My older brother says he ‘can’t
find his ATM card’ and needs some money, but I am leaving behind two other
siblings and a parent in the country, so I feel I have the right to ignore him.
Today, I have hatched a plan. I have decided to befriend my Guilt. We shall
travel together to the island and my theory is that once we get there, my Guilt
will instantly fall madly in love with it and leave me alone for four whole
days. Why? Because the island is so marvellous that he will completely
understand why I ignored my continuously buzzing phone last night.
So, together, we patiently wait for the other writing participants.
Everyone arrives on time except for our award winning
photographer Zahara Abdul. As soon as she arrives and all our luggage is
quickly and tightly strapped to the black rubber speed boat. We zooooooooom
across the lake to the island, with two or three brief stops. I don’t even care
about the brief stops; I am elated that I made it to the boat without having to
give my brother a single shilling! Even more elated as Jackee tells me there
are plans to have the next one in Seychelles next year. Literally BURSTING with
elation as we get further and further away from Uganda and all my responsibilities.
I don’t have time to glance at the scenery, because I am catching up with
Jackee, where has she been? How are the classes going? What are her other
writing students like? She fills me in on all her latest antidotes with her
elaborate facial and voice impressions, and dramatic pauses. I love natural
born storytellers.
Just arrived on the island! |
Freshly made lemonade greets us at the entrance to the
villa on the island, we empty our sand filled shoes and just pause. We are mesmerised
by our surroundings. The welcoming swimming pool shimmering in the morning light,
the antique filled house and creaky wooden floor boards. Each piece is unique,
it’s impossible to identify which shop or country the furniture was acquired.
All one can establish is that a lot of passion went into creating the ambience.
Everything, and I mean everything including the wood carved man on a bicycle
with a Nile perch strapped to the back, makes it a home, not a hotel.
At 12.00pm the second batch of participants arrive, here
we are all together.
The whole group! |
After a sumptuous lunch made by Alex the chef (whom we are plotting to kidnap this time
around) we head straight into Character Development with Jackee and Plot Development
with the detail orientated and ever articulate Crystal Rutangye. Crystal is an Editor, published writer and a blogger
(her website is on hiatus). She is the ONLY Ugandan to graduate with a MLitt in
Publishing Studies. After 15 minutes, I realize she is a fabulous addition to
the Success Park Brand, her commitment to helping writers produce good work is
evident, in fact I decide to become her official cheerleader on the island.
Crystal Rutangye |
By evening Guilt has detached himself from me, he
found some abandoned wooden boat and sailed off into the orange yellow sunset
but before he left he said,
“Put your phone on silent for the next four days, it
will stop that dreadful buzzing. See you on Monday Darling!”
Day 2
The Glorious view! |
Gloria. GLORIA.
GLOOOOOOORIAAA. GLO O O O ORIIIIIIIIIIIYYYAAAAA
I finally understand the meaning of praise hymns. I could happily praise God all morning today. I
want to run across the beach in mismatched pyjamas singing-shouting this word. But
you know it’s not a good idea to frighten people when you are alone with them
on an island. In our group we have dancers, editors, engineers, lawyers,
presidential advisors, and a conservationist. These are the types of people who
regularly frequent overseas countries for work or study purposes. They cross oceans
on planes as part of their job descriptions!
Therefore these
people might appear in my professional life at some point and I wouldn’t want
them to say,
“Oh yes she was that mad case who ran across the beach
at 5am in morning, possessed by some kind of spirit…”
To avoid inspiring such future conversations and
maintain our cordial relations, I resist the urge go outside by opening the
curtains to revel in my ocean view. Yes I have an Ocean view*! Bambi… did I
forget to mention it earlier? Sorry not sorry. I stare at the harmonious waves
and let my breathing fall into rhythm with them. What I adore about this place
as I said earlier is it’s a home, there is nothing beige like and boring. The owner
poured love into every piece, this villa is full of the fun filled experiences
of all previous inhabitants. Each one of them left a little piece of their
happiness here, creating an invisible bubble of contagious positive energy. I
can’t help but smile.
can you see the man in the back? |
Breakfast is fresh Ugandan coffee or tea, our choice
of eggs, with sausages, bacon and sliced avocado and tomatoes. The staff are always
pleasant, from the minute we set foot on the dock they have remained
consistently accessible. It is only day two and the participants are already
discussing how best to tip them. Did I
mention I love this place? I red heart emoji this place.
We shy away from each other in the morning, so that we can
take time to write our assigments from yesterday. Around 9.00am we nervously
come together to read our pieces out loud to each other. The fear of rejection is laced in all our deliveries,
but it soon disappears with the escape of snort covered giggles or with each peal of
laughter at the end. The process of revealing our inner thoughts and struggles
about the journey to this island is self-healing. Just like that we are friends,
no longer acquaintances, that’s what the island and Jackee’s personality does
for us. We share our deepest worries about this journey and it subtly unwraps
our restrictive layers and barriers to successful creative writing. Jackee and
Crystal ensure that through our sharing we are learning the technical skills of
good writing. “Taking you from good to great.” She calls it. It’s effortless, my mind is not bogged down
with theory, and the bonding continues to build right through each session of
Self Editing and Settings with Crystal, and Point of View and Dramatic Tension
with Jackee.
The delicious three course lunch slows us down. It stalls
our thinking process during afternoon sessions even after ten cups of coffee. Despite
this discomfort nobody dares miss any of Alex’s meals. Nobody says they have
overeaten or that they are on a special diet. I think even if one of us was allergic
to nuts we would have gleefully eaten groundnut sauce and died at the table
just because dear Alex has taken the time to prepare it. When was the last time you had zucchini soup?
Have you ever eaten Pork Luwombo with baked matooke before? In fact, Jackee prepared a special drink to
boost her metabolism during the four days. We had a shared Ugandan mentality.
We paid in D. O. L. L. A.R.S, for this experience....
We shall eat and we shall enjoy every single meal
placed before us. And we shall threaten our bodies if they dare appear
ungrateful!
All photo credits go to Zahara Abdul/ Success Spark Brand Ltd
If you'd like to book your place on the next retreat please send an email to jbatanda@gmail.com
* It's not an ocean its lake Victoria but 'Ocean view' sounded better...
Oh wow. You are such a prolific writer. I'm a beneficiary of the one day masterclass. A repeat client of it. The drama queen, Jackee, has thought through all her products. I have enjoyed your experience sharing.
ReplyDeleteThank you Joan for reading. Hopefully we shall meet at one of these writing classes or retreats :)
DeleteBeautiful blog. Many thanks for appreciating my much loved home. You are right, it's all about love and positivity.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the writing, I'm also trying to catch that boat. Ali
Oh wow thank you for reading Alison, and also thank for allowing us to experience the beauty of your home during the writing retreats. Much appreciated :)
DeleteMaria, I have no words! I love, loooove seeing you grow and learning a great deal from you! These moments you take to personally enjoy being and loving you are beautiful! Thank you for sharing and making me feel so proud!
ReplyDeleteawwwwww.....thank you for reading! You've given me courage. Hugs.
DeleteSo I finally get the time to read...and all I can say is amazing.AMAzing!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh , so happy happy happy, cause I know you don't throw compliments around so often. Thank you for reading :)
DeleteI teared up reading this... I want to go back, let's go back!!
ReplyDeleteYou tugged at all my heart strings, girl!
Next time, let's make it a point to chase the 'crocodiles' in mismatched PJs
Thank you for reading Kirabo! You can always go back next year. In fact we need to go back so we can chase that 'crocodile' in mismatched PJs! yassssssss good idea girl.
DeleteLoved this post!! I would love to go with you to the workshop at some point.
ReplyDeleteYou should :) Thank you for reading much appreciated.
DeleteGreat read.so deep,so sense-making.If a writer does me one thing;"take me there",the rest rest can rest
ReplyDeleteThank you for taking the time to read Sam! Hope you enjoy part 2 :)
DeleteHehehe this is laced with Maria humor. I LOVE IT!!! Captivating! let me move on to Part 2
ReplyDeleteawwwww....glad you enjoyed. Thank you so much for reading! :)
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